Single female seeks whiny man for shouting matches, hustling and future divorce.
I enjoy smoking, drinking, pornography, Marmite, petty-theft, cake and self-righteous indignation.
I was asked a while ago to list my personal value structures, only to come to the surprising realisation that I have none whatsoever.
I have middling intelligence, but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorising useless statistics and chuckling at my own mean-spirited,...
I am not looking for someone who has everything but someone who has time to spend with me more than anything.
Naughty but oh so nice Looking to meet someone to go out for drinks, movies, dinner etc but without the commitment but with all the physical side of the attraction. Please no married men, It's one moral I do have.... So if you can add to my excitement then message me
More than a few tattoos, if this doesn't intrest you then I'm not the one for you! I'm a single mum of three, I work and keep house, I can't just drop things so please be patient with me Also.. I don't respond to "winks"
Looking for NSA fun! If u want pics you will have to ask as not wanting to put them up on this site......
I enjoy going out with friends and generally having fun I am a laid back person and just enjoy life ;)
I'm a sexy BBW, 5'7" and 20st (280lbs). I'm married, and I'm looking to try lots of new things. My husband loves to watch while I talk dirty to guys via twitter, phone, Skype/facetime. We LOVE BBC/cuckold porn and fantasize about BBCs a LOT but we haven't gone as far as doing anything about it... yet. Same goes for dogging - LOVE the idea, still a bit nervous and yet...
Very fun 1oving tacti1e 1ass, confident in my own skin with a very naughty sense of humour, who 1oves a bit of banter whi1st knowing where to draw the 1ine.
1ooking for a simu1ar guy who does'nt mind having the mickey taken out of him but who can dish it back with the best. of them .
im not just after a quick hows your father, getting to know someone...
My ideal man would be a man who likes to give a good massage from head to toe ...hi there, im Julie, im a fun girl who has lots of energy and will give anything a go, anytime,anywhere any place lol....
im very curvy with 36gg bust , I would say my bust and eyes are my best assets
local girl looking to get fucked hard in all holes wanna have to big dicks in me at same time you and my bf also would love to try a women and couples wanna come help am bi and love to lick sweet pussy xxx
Sensual slim lady. Takes care of herself and would like to meet a man who does the same.
I'm not interested in one night stands or men that are attached.
I'm not into c*#k pics your more likely to catch my eye with a well thought out profile pic.
I love to kiss, caress and take my time and like a man who enjoys the same.
I don't want to...
Just after a little fun in life.... Nothing heavy and please if you like playing head games move on! I also will NOT play with a married man, no matter how unhappy that marriage is!! What can I say about myself.... Bored housemum and naughty nana that wants a bit of excitement Inbetween the sheets pretty much narrows it down. Somebody that can cum and cum again would be ideal...
Hi, well I'm not sure if this is the right site for me - I'm certainly not looking for casual sex, more a casual relationship. It's not all about sex for me, though that is one aspect, but I'd like a friend to chat to and laugh with - nothing too serious. A little about me - I'm short and a larger lady at a size 16, mid length brown...
Looking for regular discrete fun with the right man. Am attracted to intelligence and integrity. Not interested in a relationship quite yet.
ok so I'm going to write something in this little box here! I could ramble on about meaningless sh*t because I just know you guys won't read my rules and regulations and you will still message me! Well all I can say is thank god for message filters!!! Ok for those of you that CANT read I am editing my profile , if you are miles away (over 21 miles)...
I'm 42 years old got a naughty sence of humour very open minded up for suggestions! Looking for a sexy playmate! Remember I'm a lady not a shag mattress and there's always a line but most of you just tip toe across it ! Come and say hello I don't bite x
single girl just looking for excitement n fun and hopefully friends with benefits
I'm not new to this but at the same time I'm not gonna drop my knickers at the first wink n message lol
No reply to empty profiles and auto messages x
hot horny fun loving capricorn girl...NO MARRIED MEN THANX!!!...dont do 3somes,not in2 same sex sessions,not a bed hopper...jus need the 1 man thanks...need i say more ;-)..wanna knw more? let's chat..x.....NOMARRIEDMENNOMARRIEDMENNOMARRIEDMEN...FFS
I'm Jane, I'm a really big beautiful woman with lots of flesh to get lost in and I'm part of a happily married bi-sexual couple who are seeking fun with other bi or bi-curious girls, guys or couples! Also looking for straight 3/4 some's too if you are not into the bi thing! Will travel or meet halfway but wont exchange mobile numbers in the first instance and PLEASE DON'T...
Just hoping to meet nice people...grab a drink and see if we get on. I've no intention of meeting strangers for sex and don't sleep around... Looking for someone cool (stylish, tall, well groomed, athletic and aged 27-37) to kick about with :) Nothing heavy, the usual social stuff (drinks, dinner, fun stuff, maybe the odd weekend away) and maybe something physical if we click, but all very light hearted...